butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours
And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
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That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
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I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
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