I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
VAL. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS LAYING IN MY BED WEARING A CAT SHIRT, VAL. COME SAVE ME, VAL.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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