The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
Literally the fucking master of salvaging the possibility of a blow job whilst also crushing somebody's dreams.
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
Randomize