I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
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