Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
take the plastic off of my new air freshener and i'm not going to eat you out for a month.
she asked me what the final straw was. i had to tell her i caught him jerking off to digimon porn. i don't know what i'm more upset by, that he was masturbating to cartoons, or that he was masturbating to sub-par cartoons
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
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i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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