i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
Can't be like "hey can you elaborate on this three year old tweet" can I?
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
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