in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
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