I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...
who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
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I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
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Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
Just fell out of the attic onto the garage floor. Okay but might go for an x ray. Smashed one of the kitchen drawers to bits.
Holy Shit Mom
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