Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
