I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
He just kept going down on me. And he was all like, do you mind? No motha fucka, who would? All of his ex's, apparently. Whatever, he's a gem and I'm keeping him.
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