pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
You walked in, sat down, looked at the waiter and said, "I'm only having deserts and liquor."
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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