there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
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This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
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Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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