We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
I told her I had to go to work this morning, got fully dressed in a suit, walked her out, drove around the block, parked, and walked right back in my apt and went back to sleep..
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hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
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I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
Well, I'll handle this like I always do. Black the fuck out, make out with randoms, give out my number like candy. You know. Standard operating procedure
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