we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
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ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
When you get up and look at yourself in the mirror, don't be alarmed. The doctor assured us last night that it looked way worse than it actually was and there won't be a scar when the stitches come out
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I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
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