So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
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