Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
she told me i tasted like america
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Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
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Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
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