this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
you sent me 45 texts saying "meow?"
did i?
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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