Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
Got a blowie from her in the cab on the way home. Made awkward eye contact with the cabbie who said, and I quote "Keep the mess in her mouth bro", I did so only out of respect
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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