Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
My Blind Date Arrived. She looks like something I'd draw with my left hand.
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
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I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
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I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
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