I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
Things found in my vomit last night: cell phone, Von Hayes rookie card, a boot, my dignity
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And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
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Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
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