I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
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