is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
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when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
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I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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