On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
It was tug of war between me and the cop. He wanted the beer, I wanted the coozie.
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
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They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
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conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
I am available for nakedness
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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