Sry I called you an 8
I almost took home a boy from the bar last night, till i realized he was not speaking drunk, he was from another country and didnt know english. that could have been an awkward morning.
dollar beers will do that to you.
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
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we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
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Some dudes just stopped and stared at me peeing in the street for like 5mins, and I yelled HEY. HEY. WANT ME TO SHIT IN YOUR MOUTH? I'LL SHIT ON YOUR CHEST FOR FIVE DOLLARS, PAPI
this is why i love drunk you
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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