What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
She stripped naked and ran around the outside of the house while I stood by the tent holding her clothes shouting "come back" because I was too drunk to chase her. This is why we can't have nice things.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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