i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
Just pee around me
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
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