i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
It's blow job season.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
Can you repeat that, but with context?