If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
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