Can Purell be used as lube?
Your dad touched me again.
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
You asked the dj to play 'who let the dogs out" because it was your birthday. You left the bar and then re-entered to the song
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
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