Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
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its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
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Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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