You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
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Oh we're fine. I made her a "sorry I peed on you" omelet.
i'm too drunk to leave my room. poked my head out like a turtle and everyone knew i wasn't sober. i like it better in my nonjudgmental turtle shell anyway.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
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Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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