Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
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Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
So I'll spare the details, but I think I discovered I'm lactose intolerant. In my sleep. And you'll be needing new sheets.
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
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Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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