He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
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I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
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The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
I changed my birth control schedule so that I'm on my period while you're gone this week
I don't deserve you.
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?