Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
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The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
Dude. She just shit herself.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
i looked at my phone and realized all i had said to her the entire night was misspelled variations of "NOTHING IS THE SAME" over and over. she eventually stopped replying.
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I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.