If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
I want to leave work and go home and eat Five Guys and masturbate
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
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Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
I believe its time to stop celebrating Thanksgiving. I've been drunk for over a week. If my liver doesn't give out, and I'm not pregnant I will truly have something to be thankful for.
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
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No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
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