BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
he proceeded to punch 3 mailboxes in a row and when i asked him why, he said "because they were talking shit"... i need a new boyfriend. and a new life.
but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
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they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
There's a knife in my toilet. And I meant to ask you last night if you got a hair cut?
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She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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