He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
im sitting in the back of my pickup eating an artichoke. please come find me, im scared.
that was a mass text, wasnt it?
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
I apparently used the line "I'm a bouncer too so i would know if I were too drunk" then they asked me to leave.
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
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