are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
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