forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
if you hear someone banging on your door early in the morning, it's me with some breakfast burritos, so don't be alarmed
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
Randomize
