ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
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And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
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I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
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