i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
Who wrote Most Moistest Dad on my chest and what the fuck does it mean?!?
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
Randomize
