I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
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there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
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That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
I've decided to become a librarian so I can drunkenly quote The Mummy and have it be legit.
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
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