quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
The guy in the room next to me just offered to hide the next dose of morphine he will get for his broken leg under his tongue and then swap it with me in exchange for a roll of the good toilet paper my parent brought for me last they visited. The psych ward is a lot more hardcore than I thought.
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