Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
PS: I just woke up from my shower
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
Just pee around me
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
Just a heads up that Dad just brought home a new Porsche and the sales girl he bought it from.
Umm okay. What are they doing?
They’re in the hot tub
Can I get divorced when I grow up?
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