I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
Guess who's still drunk but on time to court to represent a DUI?
You are my hero
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
My husband was abducted by a group of disco dancers in the parde and danced off down the street. If you see him, tell him to Hustle on home and clean the cat box. #MardiGras
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
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