i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
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dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
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You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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