whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
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New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
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Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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