We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
Randomize
