normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
how drunk was i? i pretended i was getting a blowjob from a fuckin dolphin in front of my dad. thats how drunk i was.
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
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