I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
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No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
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I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
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