No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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