Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
I love having hate sex.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
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All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
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Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
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